SPOILERS and YOU
For those who get P.O'ed about spoilers, here's the official warning: ALWAYS ASSUME THESE REVIEWS WILL HAVE SPOILERS!
In order to accurately convey the awfulness of many of these movies, I do tend to get pretty detailed about the events that transpire within them. I don't purposefully go out of my way to ruin any possible surprises or enjoyment (or lack thereof) one might derive, but it does happen. So, no, I'm not going to post individual spoiler warnings on the reviews that might have them. As it states above: ALWAYS ASSUME THESE REVIEWS WILL HAVE SPOILERS! Proceed at your own risk.
Connie Marble Voice: "Have a nice day."